Monday, July 19, 2010

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. x Penny: I always say that when one door closes, another one opens. Sheldon: No it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved. Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door. Penny: (gives Sheldon a long look) Never mind. x Leonard: We need to widen our circle. Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace. Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them. Sheldon: That’s the beauty of it. x Leonard: If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon? Penny: A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there? Sheldon: You're kidding, right? x Leslie: Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast. x Fear of talking to men, interacting with them, being in the presence of men, feeling awkward when surrounded by men, trying to avoid any kind of male company can put you in an awkward situation, as men are mostly present everywhere. -x

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